A self-deprecating love letter to the beautifully anxious among us. We’ll normalize talking about mental health, laugh at the chaos, & admit that sometimes the best coping mechanism is a snoring dog in your lap. Choose our standard design or go personal & add in your pet's portrait!
HOW TO ORDER:
Choose Your Style:
Standard: our design exactly as shown.
Custom (Existing Portrait): Your TAILored Lines Portrait on file, added to this design. Other portrait styles aren't compatible.
Custom (New Portrait): A new TAILored Lines Portrait is created & saved to your profile for future use.
Tip: Ordering Custom (New Portrait) with multiple items? Select Custom (Existing Portrait) for all additional products in your cart.
📌 If ordering Custom (New Portrait), please review the TAILored Lines Portrait listing for full details on the illustration process.
Before You Order:
Size Chart in listing photos. Returns for fit not accepted.
Sweatshirt Color: Seasonal stock may vary; we'll email you with alternatives if needed.
Important Information (Please Read):
Custom Artwork Fulfillment: Up to 6 weeks. Often faster, but please plan accordingly.
Mockups: A digital proof will be emailed before printing. Written approval is required.
Production Time: 10-12 business days after approval.
Made to order: No returns, cancellations or exchanges. Please review our full policy HERE.
For full shop policies, processing timelines, and product details, please review our FAQ prior to ordering.
📌 Printed colors may vary slightly from screen displays.
📌 Copyright: Artwork is exclusively Barktivist & may not be copied or reproduced.
Need it by a specific date? Contact us before purchasing.
